“Bess, you are such a beautiful poopy head.”
8 am and we are already name-calling?
“Graham, please apologize to your sister.”
“Mama, I won’t say I’m sorry for calling her a beautiful flower. When you blow on poopy head flowers, they are so pretty.”
“Okay, are you thinking of dandelions?”
Who knows what he is thinking.
“Mama, you know nuff-ing about Chinese. Dey call make-a-wish flowers POOPY HEADS!”
Púgōngyīng? No, that doesn’t sound like poopy head.
“Graham, when did you hear someone speaking Chinese?”
I am guessing tv.
“Mama, Kai-lan says a Chinese word and calls dem poopy heads!”
Ni Hao, Kai-lan. Of course she is the culprit.
“Graham, Kai-lan calls them poofy heads.With an f. But they are dandelions.”
Thanks, Nick Jr. You are so educational.
“Oh, Bess, you are such a beautiful poofy head. I made a wish and you were here!”
Okay, that was sweet.
“I’m gonna rip off your poofy head and frow it in da trash can.”
And we’re back to Monday.