Poop Is Not Funny {aka wisdom from a pirate…}

“Mama, where do piwates poop?”

“On the poop deck!”

“What? No. Can dey poop on toilets? I gotta poop wight now!”

“Yes, sorry, I thought you were telling a joke.”

“Mama! Poop is not a joke! It is weal and not funny and about to come out of mine butt!”

“Okay, run to the toilet.”

“STOP LAUGHING AT ME! DA WORD POOP IS NOT FUNNY!”

 

Really? You think the word ‘poop’ isn’t funny? You could have fooled me. You use it as a Preschooler Curse Word a few dozen times a day. Under your breath or shouted. You use the word and its variations like you are writing Comedy Central material for KinderCamp. Don’t tell me the word ‘poop’ isn’t funny to you. In your own words, “You are a poopy pooper pooping in da poop place! OH POOP! Dat’s silly! POOP!” IMG_8607

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