Grahamism: From Roald Dahl to Agatha Christie

“Mama, look at all dat chocolate! Dat’s too much sugar. It’s not healfy to eat so much chocolate.”

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“I want to go to dat candy store. He just frows candy at you? Hows are dem paying for it? Why does Charlie need money? Dems just getting candy for FWEE!”

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“Is dis a scawy movie? Da music is getting vewy scawy.”

“Dat boy is weally fat.”

“Dat girl is so mean and I don’t like her. I hope she gets hurt or somefing!”

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“Mama, if Charlie don’t get da golden ticket I am never watching dis again.”

“WHAT? Charlie didn’t get a golden ticket? Dis is da worst movie ever. So hur-rible!”

“Wait, Mama, Charlie DID get da golden ticket! Dis is da best movie ever! So wonderful! And it’s not even scawy.”

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“Dis movie is too scawy! Whys are dey in a TUNNEL? WHAT HAPPENED TO DAT CHICKEN?”

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“Mama, turn it off! She’s a big bluebewwy now! I can’t watch no more. TURN IT OFF NOW!”

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“Mama, pwease turn on Master of Disguise Backyardigans. I’ms gonna be Poirot on da Owient Expwess.”

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Speaking of the tunnel…

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