“You know what I don’t like about Earf? God made it smaller dan Jupiter. I want Jupiter to be smaller and fit inside Earf. Earf should be da biggest and da best and no ovver planet can be bigger dan us. Jupiter finks it so cool. It not so gweat. I hate it. Jupiter, I hate you. Can you hear me? Cuz I’m on Earf and I’ms da BEST!”
The Imaginary Friend Council met this morning. It was intense.