Grahamism: Springtime

“Graham, we are going to celebrate today! It’s the first day of SPRING! And Bess is 18 months old! That means it’s her Half Birthday! And Adelaide is 4 weeks and 4 days seizure-free today! So exciting! I love SPRINGTIME!”

“Well, dose fings are gweat, but we weally should celebwate dat I onwy peed in mine bed 4 nights and not 5. Even dough one of dose nights was last night. Oh, Mama, I forgot to tell you dat I peed in mine bed last night. Happy Spwing!”

Removing piss from stench’d sheets, Joyful Spring!*

*Historians debate the authenticity of this alternate line in Shakespeare’s “It Was a Lover and his Lass”…

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