“Mama, I want to dwink one of dose ‘LarryBoy and da Bad Apple’ juice dwinks in da bottles.”
“Sweetie, those are not VeggieTales apple juices. Those are a drink for grown-ups. They taste like apple juice but have something in them that’s in beer and wine. You can’t have alcohol until you are a grown-up.”
“I am so mad at you wight now! Make Daddy give me some of his special apple dwink!”
“Because I used a wude voice and didn’t say please? I’ll twy again. Mama, please ask Daddy to share his special apple dwink.”
Try not to laugh, Lyndse. Try not to laugh.