Elizabethan Quips | Paper

“Bess, did you just eat that piece of paper?”

“No, Mommy!”

“Bess, did you eat the paper?”

“No, Mommy! Look in my mouf! It’s not there. I didn’t swallow it wifout you seeing. God knows when I’m right and when I’m wrong. Just ask Him. He will tell you!”

Her pants are currently on fire. 

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